Reckless blonde driver
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, “I’m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me and [...]
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, “What is this, father?” The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, “I have no idea what [...]
Continue reading …A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.” Upon recovery, the woman decided to [...]
Continue reading …Doing a rollcall on the first day back at school at Broadmeadows Primary, the teacher began calling out the names of the pupils: “Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?” “Here.” “Achmed El Kabul?” “Here.” “Fatima Al Chadoury? ” ” Here.” “Abdul Alu Ohlmi?” ” Here.” Mohammed Ibn Achrha?” ” Here.” “Mi Cha El Mey Er” Silence in [...]
Continue reading …A man was walking down the street when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a man walking with a black dog followed by a queue of about 100 men in a single line. The man couldn’t stand his curiosity. He approached the [...]
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