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Saturday, May 30, 2020

Coronavirus jokes to ease the stress

WIT-A-MINIT - LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE WHEN THERE IS NO CURE. 🙂

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As the world braces for more grim news brought about by the global pandemic that is COVID-10 (coronavirus) it is normal to feel stressed and distressed.

For Pinoys, we always get through crises like this time by turning to our favourite stress reliever – sharing jokes.

Hope this collection of jokes and memes will ease the burden of feeling isolated, losing a job, or fear of being infected by COVID-19.

Note: We don’t know who made these jokes so if you know, please inform us so we can credit appropriately.

Social distancing

Ganito ang social distancing ng mga chismosa.

social distancing

Lockdown

lockdown

Self-service

self-service

In panic mode

Panic buying has affected our packers. This is what happens when there is panic packing…

brown sugar

Throwback

cassette tape

Face masks

pacquiao donates face masks
face mask 2
fashion face mask

Self-quarantine

SELF-QUARANTINE Day 1 - Netflix, eat, sleep. Day 2 - Eat, Netflix, sleep. Day 3 - Sleep, eat, Netflix.

SELF-QUARANTINE

  • Day 1 – Netflix, eat, sleep.
  • Day 2 – Eat, Netflix, sleep.
  • Day 3 – Sleep, eat, Netflix.

Miscommunication

miscommunication

Testing

Whew, I thought I was pregnant!
covid-19 negative

Souvenir

Coronavirus souvenir

You’re positive

covid-19 and toilet paper
Posted by Emmanuel Acosta on Facebook

Coughing

coughing
Before coronavirus, I used to cough to cover a fart, now I fart to cover a cough.
By Emmanuel Acosta on Facebook

Mistress

mistress
Ni lockdown na ni misis sa bahay ang kanyang mister, dahil nag positibong may cavit-19 years old.

Senior citizen

Enrile on coronavirus

Vacation leave

ANNOUNCEMENT
To all Akyat-Bahay Gang Members:
Suspendido muna ang ating mga operasyon sa kadahilanang nasa bahay lahat ang mga may-ari.

Bless you

I miss those days when I sneezed and they said "Bless You". Now they say '"Get lost!"

Quarantine

after the quarantine
This will create a baby boom that will create “quaranteens” come 2033.

Toilet paper

supply of toilet paper

Singer

UMUBO LANG AKO, apat agad lumingon.

Ano ‘to, The Voice?

Work from home

work from home
Our cleaning lady just called and told us she will be working from home and will send us instructions on what to do.

Effect of isolation

effects of isolation

Branding

Corona beer changed its name to avoid association with the coronavirus outbreak.

corona beer

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